1. averagemaleteen:

    amydoesthings:

    cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

    THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

    At least the date was cute

     

  2. dylanobumbum:

    drugmaniatic:

    Dylan O’brien Butt. ♥

    ITS A BUMBUM

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  6. thatweirdcanadian:

    myocardiac:

    i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

    solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

    if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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  9. glorydaaaays:

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    This makes me extremely content.

    Same

    (Source: vinebox, via somecutewhiteboy)

     
     

  10. nasturbate:

    prosetitute:

    I’M DYING

    STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

    (Source: epic-vines, via condom)